Styrofoam heads used to store Boatright’s wig collection, lined up atop kitchen cabinets the pair can’t stand. “They’re too high, and they’re ugly, and we’ve asked if we can paint them, and we’ve tried to rip them down, but they’re liquid nailed to the wall, so there’s no getting them down,” says Mead. “I also don’t like the floors in here — all the things I don’t like are the things I can’t change. If I’m eating anything liquid at the kitchen table, it all goes to one side, and I’m like, what the hell?”