Though the kitchen looks impeccably modern, Iacoli says, “if you look closely, that is the smallest, shittiest dishwasher and stove on the market. That stove I’ve not seen since the kitchen in my dorm in 1997. But we were wooed by how clean the apartment is. It wasn’t until we got in that I was like, ‘Oh my God, dude. This is like a camping stove.’”